What a Douche! This is Canadian football, the lamest form of football. For those of you who are unaware of the Canadian Football League, the CFL has a fanbase of about three families in Saskatchewan. Players who were mediocre at Division II college ball can go up to Canada and make a few hundred bucks a season dazzling a bunch of half-retarded Canucks who are absolutely blitzed off Labatts. The shittiest thing about playing in the CFL is the fact that you have to live in Canada. I’d rather be a janitor at a Hoboken titty bar than play in the CFL.