So Felix Baumgartner broke the records for highest skydive, fastest freefall and some other gay shit. Why the hell is everybody all boned up about this? It’s so fucking lame. All he is doing is falling, gravity is doing all the work. Give gravity the world record. Another thing, any six-year-old kid could do this, all they need is Red Bull to sponsor them. Any fucktard can pull a damn cord. I’m so not impressed by this, and Felix Baumgartner is going to get all sorts of BJ’s and blumpkins and shit for doing a completely talentless stunt. Fuck you Felix.