As many of you may have heard, Johnny Lewis, the actor who played Half Sack on the greatest show ever made, Sons of Anarchy, died Thursday after brutally murdering his 81-year-old former landlord and leaping to his death. Apparently he was high as shit on a new drug called “Smiles.”
Spice is out everybody, that shit is like the Zima of the drug world now. Spice is Lindsey Lohan, past it’s prime, still crazy, but old news. Smiles is Amanda Bynes. New, wild, always making you wonder what the fuck it’s going to do next. This stuff will make you do some fucked up shit. Every dumb motherfucker out there is going to be smiling there fucking balls off. This shit will be all the rage this Fall, keep your eyes open for people beating old ladies and trying to fly.
Walt