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Tom Raper on Patriotism and Pabst

Tom Raper has my vote for president. He’s not going to bitch-out and buy Budweiser, he’s going to stick with good ol’ Pabst. He’s right, it doesn’t taste good. It taste like straight horse piss;  red, white, and blue horse piss will never sell out to those Arab bastards that bought Anheuiser Busch. I 100% agree with letting 4 year olds buy American beer, too. That would stimulate the economy way more than any of those garbage stimulus packages would. Thousands of four-year olds getting shit-hammered off American brew equals new jobs across this great nation. Listening to Tom Raper’s speech gives me new hope in the America of the future. Drink it, you assholes!

Walt

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